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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:24
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
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So they tried
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So, the docs changed it to read
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Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
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Unacceptable again!
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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